Jay Cutler is a bum
Welcome back to The Peanut Gallery. I will be your host, the omnipotent, the opinionated, trash talking, name calling, debate starting host from the east coast...The Greg One at your service.
For the opening shot across the bow, this column will be summed up with this one sentence. JAY CUTLER IS A BUM! After hearing all the so-called experts and talking heads around the nation praise this guy for being a top-tier franchise quarterback The Greg One has a question for you all...
Are we talking about the same Jay Cutler? The one who played for the Broncos? That Jay Cutler? Seriously? Last I checked that Jay Cutler couldn't win a game that matters. The Greg One wouldn't trust that Jay Cutler to mow his lawn. Maybe the rest of you are blinded by passing yards but the truth is out there and its bowling shoe ugly. Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem ugly. The thought of your parents having sex ugly. Time for Knowledge Dropping 101.
How many franchise quarterbacks do you know who have losing records as a starter? There is a great divide between a starting quarterback and a franchise quarterback. Peyton Manning is a franchise quarterback. Derek Anderson is a starting quarterback. Tom Brady is a franchise quarterback. Chad Pennington is a starting quarterback. Donovan McNabb is a franchise quarterback. David Garrard is a starting quarterback. Philip Rivers is a franchise quarterback. Tavaris Jackson is a starting quarterback. Ben Roethlisberger is a franchise quarterback. Trent Edwards is a starting quarterback. None of those franchise quarterbacks are below .500. No team with a franchise quarterback is going to give a second thought at replacing him with anyone. Not the best rookie in the draft, not anyone who becomes available in free agency. Starting quarterbacks are expendable and someone can come along that would be considered an upgrade from what they have. Josh McDaniels came to Denver and his first order of business was seeing if he could upgrade the quarterback position with Cassel in and Cutler out. The stats bear it out. In one season as Patriots starter Cassel went 11-5 while Cutler went 8-8. Making that move would have been an upgrade.
Want more stats? The basis behind all the Cutler greatness is his 4500 yard season. He threw 25 touchdowns and this makes him a franchise quarterback? Denver went through running backs like Pamela Anderson goes through husbands. No running game means you have to throw. If you throw 30-40 times a game, you're going to amass gaudy yardage totals. Don't forget, Cutler had 18 interceptions to go with those 25 touchdowns. That's not a two to one ratio, that's not even a one and a half to one ratio. No franchise quarterback I know is throwing a pick every game. How in the blue hell he got into the Pro Bowl ahead of Philip Rivers is a mystery and a travesty of justice.
Jay Cutler is 17-20 as a starter over three seasons. The man has no leadership skills and no toughness. You can't go diva upon finding out you're involved in trade talk when you haven't done anything! Last year was a great example. Cutler got the Broncos to a four game lead for the division title over San Diego. All he had to do was engineer ONE win to assure the division title and he lost three straight. When the do or die final game to get into the playoffs arose against those same San Diego Chargers in the last week of the season, Cutler and the Broncos got their their punk asses handed to them courtesy of Philip and LT. Four straight losses to complete the choke job and this is the quarterback you want to build your franchise around?
The Greg One makes no bones about it. Hardcore Charger fan from day one. Always have been, always will be. Frankly, The Greg One is sad to see him go. The ref's had to gift wrap a win for the Broncos in week two of the season just so Cutler didn't get swept by the bolts last season. His ineptitude was something Charger fans looked forward to. The only thing better than Cutler leaving is his being replaced by Kyle Orton in Denver. Looks like the interception a game average may double with Orton in the fold.
The NFL is a business. Anyone can be traded. Cutler has yet to have a winning season. Cutler has never made the playoffs. Cutler talk a lot of smack but has yet to back it up. Now he demanded and was granted his trade. To Chicago. Have fun with that. Is there anyone outside of Chicago who can name a Bears receiver?? Devin Hester is a kick returner who plays offense, don't get it twisted. Go ahead, name ONE!
Raise them high so we can get a good count!!
Can't do it can you? Brandon Marshall isn't walking through that door. Eddie Royal isn't walking through that door. Brandon Stokley is not going to help you. This is a classic case of be careful what you wish for. All you have Cutler is Matt Forte and a bunch of no name, b-list recievers. The Greg One guaran-dam-tees there will be no 4000-yard season this year but 20 interceptions are definitely a possibility. Fourteen interceptions in 2007 and 18 picks in 2008. Chicago has been a quarterback graveyard since Jim McMahon left and within three seasons the Bear faithful will be calling for Cutler's head as well. Rest in Pieces Cutler.
So, for all of you who were too blind by the hype to see there it is. Jay Cutler is a fraud, a sham, a fake and a gutless wonder who can't lead a team to victory when it matters. Perhaps now all this talk of greatness can finally cease. Cutler is about as great as a ham sandwich and when the Bears finish third in the NFC North
Thank goodness for the Lions!
you will also have no choice but to acknowledge the proof in front of you. Cutler greatness myth...BUSTED!!
For the opening shot across the bow, this column will be summed up with this one sentence. JAY CUTLER IS A BUM! After hearing all the so-called experts and talking heads around the nation praise this guy for being a top-tier franchise quarterback The Greg One has a question for you all...
Are we talking about the same Jay Cutler? The one who played for the Broncos? That Jay Cutler? Seriously? Last I checked that Jay Cutler couldn't win a game that matters. The Greg One wouldn't trust that Jay Cutler to mow his lawn. Maybe the rest of you are blinded by passing yards but the truth is out there and its bowling shoe ugly. Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem ugly. The thought of your parents having sex ugly. Time for Knowledge Dropping 101.
How many franchise quarterbacks do you know who have losing records as a starter? There is a great divide between a starting quarterback and a franchise quarterback. Peyton Manning is a franchise quarterback. Derek Anderson is a starting quarterback. Tom Brady is a franchise quarterback. Chad Pennington is a starting quarterback. Donovan McNabb is a franchise quarterback. David Garrard is a starting quarterback. Philip Rivers is a franchise quarterback. Tavaris Jackson is a starting quarterback. Ben Roethlisberger is a franchise quarterback. Trent Edwards is a starting quarterback. None of those franchise quarterbacks are below .500. No team with a franchise quarterback is going to give a second thought at replacing him with anyone. Not the best rookie in the draft, not anyone who becomes available in free agency. Starting quarterbacks are expendable and someone can come along that would be considered an upgrade from what they have. Josh McDaniels came to Denver and his first order of business was seeing if he could upgrade the quarterback position with Cassel in and Cutler out. The stats bear it out. In one season as Patriots starter Cassel went 11-5 while Cutler went 8-8. Making that move would have been an upgrade.
Want more stats? The basis behind all the Cutler greatness is his 4500 yard season. He threw 25 touchdowns and this makes him a franchise quarterback? Denver went through running backs like Pamela Anderson goes through husbands. No running game means you have to throw. If you throw 30-40 times a game, you're going to amass gaudy yardage totals. Don't forget, Cutler had 18 interceptions to go with those 25 touchdowns. That's not a two to one ratio, that's not even a one and a half to one ratio. No franchise quarterback I know is throwing a pick every game. How in the blue hell he got into the Pro Bowl ahead of Philip Rivers is a mystery and a travesty of justice.
Jay Cutler is 17-20 as a starter over three seasons. The man has no leadership skills and no toughness. You can't go diva upon finding out you're involved in trade talk when you haven't done anything! Last year was a great example. Cutler got the Broncos to a four game lead for the division title over San Diego. All he had to do was engineer ONE win to assure the division title and he lost three straight. When the do or die final game to get into the playoffs arose against those same San Diego Chargers in the last week of the season, Cutler and the Broncos got their their punk asses handed to them courtesy of Philip and LT. Four straight losses to complete the choke job and this is the quarterback you want to build your franchise around?
The Greg One makes no bones about it. Hardcore Charger fan from day one. Always have been, always will be. Frankly, The Greg One is sad to see him go. The ref's had to gift wrap a win for the Broncos in week two of the season just so Cutler didn't get swept by the bolts last season. His ineptitude was something Charger fans looked forward to. The only thing better than Cutler leaving is his being replaced by Kyle Orton in Denver. Looks like the interception a game average may double with Orton in the fold.
The NFL is a business. Anyone can be traded. Cutler has yet to have a winning season. Cutler has never made the playoffs. Cutler talk a lot of smack but has yet to back it up. Now he demanded and was granted his trade. To Chicago. Have fun with that. Is there anyone outside of Chicago who can name a Bears receiver?? Devin Hester is a kick returner who plays offense, don't get it twisted. Go ahead, name ONE!
Raise them high so we can get a good count!!
Can't do it can you? Brandon Marshall isn't walking through that door. Eddie Royal isn't walking through that door. Brandon Stokley is not going to help you. This is a classic case of be careful what you wish for. All you have Cutler is Matt Forte and a bunch of no name, b-list recievers. The Greg One guaran-dam-tees there will be no 4000-yard season this year but 20 interceptions are definitely a possibility. Fourteen interceptions in 2007 and 18 picks in 2008. Chicago has been a quarterback graveyard since Jim McMahon left and within three seasons the Bear faithful will be calling for Cutler's head as well. Rest in Pieces Cutler.
So, for all of you who were too blind by the hype to see there it is. Jay Cutler is a fraud, a sham, a fake and a gutless wonder who can't lead a team to victory when it matters. Perhaps now all this talk of greatness can finally cease. Cutler is about as great as a ham sandwich and when the Bears finish third in the NFC North
Thank goodness for the Lions!
you will also have no choice but to acknowledge the proof in front of you. Cutler greatness myth...BUSTED!!
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